Here a few funny quotes that just make you laugh and smile!
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.
may nothing but happiness come through your door.
Happy Hump Day!
XOXO~Mrs. C
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